TODAY IN I.T.C.O.W.A.S. NEWS - (“It‘s To Cold Outside Without A Shirt“ News) I brought the last of the house plants in for the winter. I went outside without a shirt on, it was cold. I had goose bumps on top of goose bumps. The plants were fine, not one goose bump.

TODAY IN Y.D.C NEWS- (“You Darned Cat“ News) The neighbors stupid cat was hiding under the bushes next to the birdfeeder, just waiting for an unsuspecting bird to land. I hope it taught him a lesson when the walnut I threw hit him in the a$$. Go somewhere else cat, and you can keep the walnut.

TODAY IN W.T.H.I.T. NEWS - (“What The He!! Is That?” News) As I was walking around the side yard I saw something as big around as a dinner plate and about half an inch thick. It looked like some kind of fungus. It was growing right on the ground. I don’t know what it was. Possibly from another planet? I kicked it and walked away. No aliens came out.

TODAY IN T.B.D.S.A.H. NEWS- (“The Birds Don’t Sound As Happy” News.) The birds cheerful songs no longer fill the yard. An occasional chirp-chirp here and a screech-screech there is about all I hear from them. They know a few hard months are coming.

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